Survival Transcript
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(
Trivette:
(getting out of the van) Smell that air, people.
Alex: Its so
beautiful!
Carlos: Can't
believe we're finally doing this! A six day camping trip. This is going to be
great!
Carlos:
Living off the land? You mean we're not bringing any food?
Trivette:
Bringing any food? Where's the challenge of bringing food?
Alex:
Besides, you haven't lived til you tasted
Carlos: Water
bug biscuits?
Trivette: My
mouth is just watering thinking about it.
Carlos: Water
bug biscuits and tree frog chili. Oh, I get it! You guys are just messing with
me. Right? Trivette, I always thought it was you they gave a hard time to.
Trivette:
They did. Did I mention how nice it was having you with us, Carlos?
(in town)
Dwight: Luke,
get the gear. Buddy, get the grub. Now!
(Outside of resort hotel)
Alex: Going
shopping. Do you want to come?
Alex: Okay.
Have fun!
(Scott's Supply Depot)
Scott: That's
ten boxes ten gage, twelve boxes twenty gage. Total is $37.32.
Dwight: You
know who I am? (Scott nods) Good. Put this on the account. (aims gun at him)
Scott:
Account? What account?
Dwight:
Account on if you don't put it on the account I'll come over this counter and
rip your heart right out of your chest.
Scott: (Scott
nods) Have a nice day!
(on top of the hill on their bikes)
Trivette: It's
whether I win or lose!
(They begin
to race down the hill and Trivette and Carlos keep falling off their bikes. At the end, it’s close between Trent and
Walker, but Walker wins))
Trivette:
(they are all resting) All right. Best two out of three.
(In town)
Luke:
(looking into store where Alex is trying on an outfit) Look at her, Dwight.
Ain't she beautiful? I want her, Dwight.
Dwight:
Anything little brother wants, little brother gets.
(at the bar)
Woman:
(sitting with Jimmy and a couple of others at a table) I'm an opera singer.
What do you do for a living?
Trivette: I'm
a Texas Ranger.
Woman:
Ranger? No you're not!
Trivette:
Yes, I am!
Woman: All
right, then. What position do you play?
Trivette: No,
you're thinking of the baseball team.
Woman: You're
a cop?
Trivette:
Yeah.
Alex:
(dancing with
Alex: Excuse
me, my dear.
Trivette:
(still trying to explain) You've heard of Bonnie and
Woman: Of
course! Faye Dunaway and
Trivette: No,
that's the movie. (
Trivette:
That we're Texas Rangers.
Trivette:
(looks at woman nervously) He's joking with you.
Woman: Septic
tanks now?
Woman: Oh, my
goodness!
Woman:
Okay....
Trivette:
Woman: Okay.
Trivette: I'm
a cop. I am!
Carlos:
(playing pool with
Carlos: Its
your money!
Alex: (bumps
into Dwight) Oh, excuse me!
Dwight:
(stops her) My little brother likes you.
Alex: That's
nice. (tries to get by)
Dwight: He
wants to dance with you.
Alex: Sorry.
I'm not dancing now.
Dwight:
That's too damn bad. He wants to dance with you so you are going to dance.
Dwight: This
ain't your business, cowboy!
Dwight: What
if I said if you don't get your butt over there I will kick your cowboy butt
over there?
Dwight:
Really?
Alex:
Dwight: Ain't
that cute? Let's get it on.
Dwight: Oh,
no. Cowboy and the choirboys. (Trent and Carlos walk over to the group)
Sheriff: All
right, enough! Can't you boys come to town without causing trouble?
Dwight:
You're lucky, Cowboy, the sheriff came when he did. My thing about luck is it
can change. Let's get out of this dump! (Dwight and his friends leave)
Sheriff: Tom
Chandler.
Sheriff:
(shakes hands) Nice to meet you.
Sheriff:
Trammel brothers. Dwight, Buddy and Luke.
Trivette: Do
they live here?
Sheriff: Live
at home. Word is they got a cabin somewhere in the woods; never seen it. Its
booby trapped and they don't think twice about shooting a trespasser.
Alex: I don't
want to run into them again.
Sheriff: I'll
keep an eye out til you leave.
Carlos: That
man's a glutton for punishment. (says to Trivette)
Woman: Come
on, I thought you were going to tell me about Bonnie and
Trivette:
Septic tank.
Alex: What
did you do? (looks at
Alex: Ha, ha.
Woman: (drags
Trivette with her) Let's go talk at the table.
(the next morning as they are set to leave)
Alex: So,
anybody want a cup of coffee before we take off?
Carlos: That'd
be great, Alex.
Trivette: I
want a non-fat half-caf, half decaf-latte.
Alex: Jimmy!
Trivette:
What? Use your imagination because you know I don't like regular coffee.
(Alex is on her way back to the group)
(Dwight
follows her.)
Dwight: All
my little brother wanted was just one dance. But you couldn't do that, could
you?
Alex: Excuse
me. My friends are waiting for me.
Dwight: Well,
they're going to have to keep waiting because last time was just a dance. He
decided he wants something more permanent. (as Dwight grabs her, she screams
and throws the tray of coffee at him. Dwight holds unto her) Hold her!
Luke: I'm
trying! Settle down and relax, filly. Ha ha ha!
Sheriff:
(comes up to them) Let her go, Dwight.
Dwight: You
won't do this Sheriff!
Sheriff: Just
let her go!
Dwight: You
heard him boys! (throws knife at the sheriff, killing him) Go on, let's get out
of here! (run into the woods)
(Back at trail beginning)
Trivette: I
wonder what's keeping Alex.
Trivette:
Very funny.
Trivette: I
don't want to hear anything from the Peanut gallery!
(
Sheriff:
Trammel brothers. Rumor has it they've got a cabin up in the mountains. I've
never seen it. (end of flashback)
(in the woods)
Alex: Let me
go! Put me down!
Dwight: You
might be pretty but I hear if you don't pull your own weight you're nothing but
a hothouse flower in the mountains. Those kind of flowers don't last long. You
shut up and keep up!
(the group joins
Trivette:
What happened?
Trivette:
What?
(in the woods)
Alex: I think
you should know I'm the Assistant District Attorney for
Dwight: No
kidding? You know, I've never had a district attorney before.
Alex: You're
not listening to me. If we turn around now, I could talk to--. (Dwight punches
her in the stomach)
Dwight:
Lesson number two: when I want something out of you I beat it out of you. Come
on!
(On the trail behind the Trammels)
Trivette:
That's one mistake.
(up the trail)
Dwight:
(coming to the cabin) Leo! We got stuff!
Leo: (comes
out of cabin) Easy, boys, easy. One hundred percent Wasatch Plateau Marijuana.
(looks around at the drugs and then at Alex) You got quite a cutie there. How
much do you want for her?
Luke: Not for
sale.
Leo: Dwight,
we're talking lifetime supply of wacky weed for that.
Dwight: You
heard my brother. She ain't for sale.
Leo: Be that
way. You know it might just get to a point when the weed is not for sale.
Dwight:
Listen, Leo. We get tired of her, she's yours.
Leo: Deal.
Dwight: Hey,
put your heads up about something. There's four guys following us and might
come this way.
Leo: If they
come this way, they won't be following you anymore.
Dwight: Good.
Let's go! (they leave the cabin)
(A short time later)
(Walker,
Trivette, Trent and Carlos are walking and Leo's men spot them)
Man: Hold it!
(they aim their guns on the four and they put their hands up and are led to the
cabin, where Leo greets them)
Carlos: Look
at all this marijuana.
Leo: I say
that drug education's been a failure. You guys made a mistake coming after the
Trammel brothers. Now you're going to die for it!
Leo: Now why
would you want to know that?
Leo: They
came through a half-hour ago. Satisfied?
Leo: Can you
believe this? Instead of begging for his life he wants to know where the cabin
is.
Leo: Its in a
little valley, south side of the mountain. Is there anything else you want to
know before I kill you?
Carlos: Good
here!
Trivette:
Nope. (the four suddenly attack the villains and beat them up)
Carlos: (as
they're tying the men up to the trees) Well, now you guys know why they call
the stuff dope!
Man: Come on!
Too tight, its cutting me up! (trying to get loose from the tree and rope)
Leo: Are you
guys just going to leave us here? I mean, when the Trammels kill you, who's
going to let us go? Come on!
(at the top of a hill)
Dwight: Come
here! (looks through binoculars at the bottom of the trail) That cowboy's
better than I thought. Put on a little surprise for him and his friends!
(bottom of the trail)
(top of the hill)
Dwight: But
no law means anything out here - laws are violent.
Alex: When
Dwight: Smart
mouth of yours is going to be real painful! (working with Leo on setting a
trap) Yeah, snug it. Snug it out right there. All right, okay, yeah! Rocks'll
get them right in the face. They'll never know what hit them! Get out of my
way! Come on, let's go!
(at the bottom of the trail)
(Carlos trips
on a stick, which is for the booby trap and it releases the large rocks)
Trivette: (as
the guys race after him and gently turn him over) Okay, anybody see the license
plate of the truck that hit me?
Trivette: You
may be right; it hurts when I breathe.
Carlos: Sorry
about that Trivette. It ought to be me lying there.
Trivette: Forget
about it. Get me up! (they pull him to his feet)
Trivette: I
think I can walk.
Carlos:
(takes Trivette's arm) You got it?
Trivette:
Okay.
Carlos: Okay?
(he stumbles a little)
Trivette: I
think so. Let's go. (Squats for a moment)
(arriving at the cabin)
Dwight:
Sally, Vanessa, get out here! (the two women come out of the cabin clad in
plain dresses) Take her inside. Make her presentable. Now! (they take Alex and
lead her into the cabin)
(Back down trail, wading through a stream)
(inside of cabin)
Alex: What
happened to you? (as the two fix her up in a plain dress) >
Sally: I was
a waitress at a truck stop in
Alex: How
long have you been here?
Sally: Two
years.
Alex: Two
years?
Vanessa:
This'll do.
Alex: What
are you talking about? How can you let them treat you like this?
Sally: Do
exactly what they tell you.
Alex: Do
exactly what they tell you? I'm not doing anything they tell me!
Vanessa: Shh,
they might hear you.
Alex: I don't
care if they hear me!
Sally: Its because
you don't know what they're capable of.
Alex: I'm not
going to find out because I'm not staying. Haven't you tried to escape?
Sally: Yes.
(they untie their dresses on at the back and show Alex their scars)
Alex: Oh, my
god!
(down the hill)
Trivette:
Carlos, gotta stop a minute.
Carlos: You
all right? Got it! (Trivette stumbles to the ground and Carlos catches him by
the arm) Whoa! Hey! Hey! Hey! (Trivette coughs) Its your lung. You must have
punctured it.
Trivette:
Thank you Dr. Sandoval.
Carlos: You
shouldn't move. You need help. (sets off)
(at the cabin)
Dwight:
(admires Alex's dress: Yeah, look at you! More like it! Look at this!
Alex: Glad
you approve.
Dwight: Did
well after all. But you're going to take that ring off.
Alex: Go to hell!
(Dwight grabs her and takes the ring off) >
Dwight: Go in
there and fix some food!
(Walker and Trent continue on as Carlos is running
down the hillside)
(at the cabin)
Sally: (Alex
is getting ready to jump out the window) What are you doing?
Alex: Getting
out of here.
Sally: You
can't!
Vanessa: You
know what they'll do if they catch you.
Alex: I know
what they will do but they won't catch me. I will bring help. I promise.
Vanessa:
(whispers) Good luck! (Alex climbs out the window)
Man: (spots
Alex running) Hey! (another man jumps out from behind a tree and shouts Boo!)
Dwight:
(finally grabs Alex) I will teach you can't run away.
(takes her
and ties her to a tree)
(in the woods)
(at the cabin)
Dwight: Rip
her dress! (getting set with a whip)
Dwight: I've
had enough of this cowboy and friends! Go! I'll finish when I get back!
(The brothers
go after Trent and Walker.
Dwight:
(drops it) Okay, cowboy. How's you and me, huh? Mano y mano. Don't even look at
me, boy! (yells at
Dwight: Sure,
come get one baby!
(the hill where Trivette's lying)
(a helicopter
comes and Carlos leaps out, then goes over to Trivette)
Trivette:
What took you so long? Remember my latte?
(At the cabin)
Dwight: (tied
up) What do you want? (Alex comes over to him and takes ring out of his shirt
pocket) Bitch! (she gives him a good slap across the face)
(at the hospital)
Trivette: The
doctor says I'll be good in no time.
Alex: Great,
Jimmy!
Trivette:
(looks at Alex) Hey, how are you doing?
Alex: I'm
okay. Now the Trammel brothers are in jail and Sally and Vanessa are back with
their families.
Trivette:
What about the farmers?
Carlos: Well,
Carlos: No, I
didn't call it in.
Trivette:
Ugh, if no one called it in.... (thunder sounds and it begins to pour)
Carlos: Ah,
who's going to call that in now?
End
7X07 - SURVIVAL
Original Airdate (CBS): 07-NOV-98
WRITTEN BY BOB GOOKIN
DIRECTED BY JEREMY JAMESON